Shrek Is Love.

A place where you can learn more about Shrekism for free! No need to donate! Contact me by using the Contact section or email me: salsa4art@gmail.com

What is Shrekism

Shrekism is a religion is the belief of the Ogrelord, Shrek. We love Shrek, we worship Shrek. Shrek is our savior. You might hear Shrekists say "Cutting onions with a knife" or "Shrek is love, shrek is life". Our Holy Book of Shrek (aka The Book of Brogre) was lost long ago. Remember there is no true author of The Holy Book. From what the Shrekology Wiki says, There is no known author to the Gospel of Shrek. Legend has it, that it appeared on the back of a donkey that emerged from the swamp waters of Florida with a faint smell of onions." If you would like to explore the wiki for Shrekism please click the button called, "Shrekology." 
Shrekology

News 10/27/2021

Hi! Die here. Updated my name (it was pretty cringy, I was in some stupid egirl phase bleh) and just to let you know my discord account was disabled but I should get back soon or I'll just make a new one or use my old one.

How to convert to Shrekism

This will show you the 3 easy steps to convert to Shrekism! This process will take 3 days. 

Step 1: Apologize to the Lord

To convert to Shrekism you need to apologize to the Lord. You cannot just apologize without meaning. Go to your room or a private space and beg for his forgiveness. He will answer. You will know when he answers. To make him forgive you instantly set up a ritual, put onions in front of you, the backside of you, the left side, and the right side. Eat an onion and take a bath in the swamp.

Step 2: Do you truly believe in Shrek?

Do you truly believe in the Lord? Ask yourself. Do you really? If you do set up a ritual. Pray to him and sleep (you can find some prayers on this website).

Step 3: Tell your family and friends 

Tell your family and friends and everyone you know that you have converted to Shrekism. If they are upset that you converted tell them that you are not sorry, because you truly believe in the Lord. Also, if possible try to convert your christian friend(s).

Prayers to the Ogrelord

Don't know what to pray? Here are some phrases to say!

  • "Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
  • "Cutting onions with a knife"
  • "I am a child of the Swamp. I await the day the Mighty Ogrelord descends from the Great Swamp in the sky." 
Note: Check out the "officialshrekism.weebly" by clicking the officalshrekism.weebly button. The last prayer is from there :)
officalshrekism.weebly 

Video of the Month

Watch Shrek's favorite videos! About himself!
This month Shrek chose "10 hours of shreksophone"
Put this in your playlist!

Die

CEO of Shrek Is Love

Die is a ordinary 13 year old with a big dream. To help Shrekism reform. She was inspired by the movies and fell in love with Shrek the moment she saw Him. Please visit the website more often. Die would appreciate it very much, if not spread The Ogrelord's name to all. 

Hiring Volunteers And Members!

This is basically your application form for being a volunteer (basically helping me with stuff when I ask)! Please be honest! Fill it out and email it to me. My email is salsa4art@gmail.com

  • How long have you been a Shrekist?

  • What is your goal as an employee here?

  • Why do you like Shrek?

  • How will you benefit the cause of spreading the word

  • Why do I need YOU as employee? In other words, why should I pick you instead of someone else? (I'll need at least 3 sentences) 

  • What are your traits list AT LEAST 3 

This is a application form for being a member! It's like being a viewer but you can have a submitted work featured on the website! (yeah i know basically a rip off of churchofshrek.yolasite.com lmao). Fill it out and email it to me. My email is salsa4art@gmail.com

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Office Hours and Email

This is the time I will be able to answer your questions and concerns! So I recommend sending an email at these times.

Update: Sadly, my discord has been disabled. I will try to fix it before 2021 Halloween. Regular activity will continue soon after, thank you.

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